David Johnson
2 productions · 2 theatres · 1 now showing
David Johnson was born in a makeshift lean-to in the middle of a snowstorm. He then dragged his parents across a 15-mile long sheet of ice to the nearest civilization - a biker bar - where he picked a fight with the toughest bro he could find, and won. At age five, he mastered the abacus and the piccolo. At age 10, he founded NATO. At age 15, most of South America was united under his rule, only to be deposed by covert agents of the banana industry. David now enjoys near omniscience, astoundingly good taste in socks, and an uncanny ability to estimate the length, volume and weight of everyday objects, both in standard and metric units.
Career snapshot
David Johnson — Credits across productions at CenterPoint Theatre and Parker Theatre between 2025 and 2026, primarily in cast roles. 2 productions on file; 1 currently running.
David Johnson — 2 lines across 2 productions (2025–2026); often at CenterPoint Theatre and Parker Theatre. Mostly cast work (2 of 2 lines). Recent shows: Once, Twelfth Night.
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